Everybody Loves Steven

"This Mod Podge is really, like, warm, and my hands are, like, cold…so I really love putting my hands in it.."

Steven

Brandy:	(Steven has attached a string to a pencil that he is using to draw circles) Wow, look at you! you're so crafty!
Steven:	I'm not crafty, I'm just...smart.

Chat REAL

Steven:	So...Dierdre...how much at Anthropologie, is like, REAL.
Dierdre:	What?
Steven:	Like, what exactly is, real?
Brandy:	WHAT?
Dierdre:	What are you asking? What is this question?
Steven:	You know, like, Foreign Based..products..that are..like, REAL.

Quote

"Sometimes when I hit “Apply Date Range” I think Im hitting “Apply Date Rape"

Steven applying date rape

Quote

"If I have a kid I’m going to name it mimobot"

Steven

Chat Steven vs Candy

Brandy:	I'm going to the convenience store, do you want anything?
Steven:	Yeah get me a granola bar. (Brandy goes to store then calls Steven)
Brandy:	They have about 6 kinds of granola bars what kind do you want?
Steven:	Get me a rice crispy treat.
Brandy:	...what?
Steven:	Thats what kind I want.

Chat Steven vs Rules

Steven:	i before e except after c! R-E-C-I-E-V-E-D??
Brandy:	i before e EXCEPT after c..
Steven:	Sometimes those rules don't work.

Chat Child Prodigy

Brandy:	You put a line under the letters that are supposed to be capitalized. Didn't you learn that in grade school?
Steven:	No.. because I never make mistakes.

Quote

"I won a cutting award in kintergarden"

Steven

Chat Veritas Aequitas

Brandy:	Isn't that the tattoos from Boondock Saints
Steven:	Yeah!
Steven:	...I don't know, I cant remember..
Steven:	...Actually I have no idea what you're talking about.
Brandy:	Boondock Saints the movie?
Steven:	I've never seen it.